GO TO DOXBIN.COM FOR THE FULL PASTE: this dox is about hitler goku and the eiffel tower each of them have pmo ========================================================================= this dox was made with the help of LeFrog_1a337 ----------- who allegedly French Anonymous member Breached Hitler’s fridge logs from 1939 Leonardo da Vinci all his idea sanzox ddosing hitler to hell mike tyson prime forced hitler to talk osama bin laden made the tower talk son woo kong made goku think twice fbi provied a think pad for this post hardline x ceo mentained the site for us to post it the devil braught hitler back ======================================================================= reason hitler keeps stealing all the catgirls the Eiffel Tower i more known than us goku for beat dantdm and mrbeast reason unkown ========================================================================Special Thanks: to the bird who shitted on it Real Name: Eiffelina king von Height: 324 meters, 5'9" with heels Age: Built in 1889, currently suffering from mid-life rust Location: Paris, obviously. Refuses to move. Diet: Eats lightning strikes and tourist selfies. Enjoys the occasional pigeon poop marinade. Hobbies: Gaslighting tourists into thinking the top floor is "romantic" Secretly streams live Eiffel Tower fanfics from her antenna Fun Fact: Eiffel Tower had beef with the Leaning Tower of Pisa for being “a tryhard stick with posture issues.” ========================================================================================================== special thanos to a jack ass who let him use tiktok Status: Perma-banned from Earth (and Heaven) Height: 5’8”, but claimed 6’0" in Tinder bio IQ: Big numbers, but used all for evil PowerPoint slides Diet: Vegetarian, but ironically choked on a sausage in 1938 (true story? who knows) Favorite dish: boiled potato sadness Hobbies: Painting mid art failed :skull: Getting clapped in WW2 speedruns Tried to 1v1 Stalin with Final Reich mode ON ========================================================================================================= Race: Saiyan, but basically a very fit trash compactor Height: 5’9”, but 10’6” in aura alone Power Level: Bro, it broke the scouter 8 times Diet: 7 metric tons of rice per meal Can eat a full dinosaur and still say “I’m hungry” Drinks milk straight from the cow while fighting Cell Hobbies: Screaming while glowing Ditching family to punch aliens Forgetting his kids' birthdays but remembering fighting tournaments Fun Fact: Once asked if the Eiffel Tower was a new kind of Super Saiyan