this dox is about hitler goku and the eiffel tower each of them have pmo 
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this dox was 
made with the help of 
LeFrog_1a337
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 who allegedly 
French Anonymous member
                       Breached Hitler’s fridge logs from 1939
Leonardo da Vinci
                      all his idea
sanzox 
                             ddosing hitler to hell
mike tyson prime
                              forced hitler to talk
osama bin laden            
                               made the tower talk
son woo kong
                            made goku think twice
fbi
                      provied a think pad for this post
hardline x ceo
                      mentained the site for us to post it
the devil
                       braught hitler back
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reason hitler keeps stealing all the catgirls
the Eiffel Tower i more known than us
goku for beat dantdm and mrbeast reason unkown 
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Real Name: Eiffelina king von

Height: 324 meters, 5'9" with heels

Age: Built in 1889, currently suffering from mid-life rust

Location: Paris, obviously. Refuses to move.

Diet:

Eats lightning strikes and tourist selfies.

Enjoys the occasional pigeon poop marinade.

Hobbies:

Gaslighting tourists into thinking the top floor is "romantic"

Secretly streams live Eiffel Tower fanfics from her antenna

Fun Fact:

Eiffel Tower had beef with the Leaning Tower of Pisa for being “a tryhard stick with posture issues.”
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                                                                                                            who let him use tiktok
Status: Perma-banned from Earth (and Heaven)

Height: 5’8”, but claimed 6’0" in Tinder bio

IQ: Big numbers, but used all for evil PowerPoint slides

Diet:

Vegetarian, but ironically choked on a sausage in 1938 (true story? who knows)

Favorite dish: boiled potato sadness

Hobbies:

Painting mid art failed :skull:

Getting clapped in WW2 speedruns

Tried to 1v1 Stalin with Final Reich mode ON

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Race: Saiyan, but basically a very fit trash compactor

Height: 5’9”, but 10’6” in aura alone

Power Level: Bro, it broke the scouter 8 times

Diet:

7 metric tons of rice per meal

Can eat a full dinosaur and still say “I’m hungry”

Drinks milk straight from the cow while fighting Cell

Hobbies:

Screaming while glowing

Ditching family to punch aliens

Forgetting his kids' birthdays but remembering fighting tournaments

Fun Fact:

Once asked if the Eiffel Tower was a new kind of Super Saiyan