santa dox
context: niggas an opp didnt get me a xbox 360 that one year
address: 123 Elf Road North Pole, 88888 
full name: Saint Nicholas


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Santa Claus's reindeer 
 Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen.

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relatives
Mrs Santa/Mother Christmas/Mary Claus/mary christmas


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some back story:
so imagine ur sitting there on Christmas day 2011, your opening ur presents waiting to see the godly 360, and nothing. no sign of the 360 my heart was broken to say the least
i was in anger and on that day i swore to have my revenge, i have more to come and i know for a fact that i will crush that long beard looking ass hoe into the ground then u dont see a xbox 360 then get bad thoughts and get mad at santa and he puts u the naughty list bitch ass nigga give me what i want next time 
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