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║                  Introduction                  ║
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When 26 year old CS2 HvHer and father David Rodriguez isn't losing or cancelling every game with his favorite $2 cheat, he spends his time larping being a drug dealer and sending his dick to 15 year old girls.

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║              Personal Information              ║
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Name .................... David Iglesias Rodriguez
Aliases ................. d. / "daddy." / "dumb."
DoB ..................... 5/5/1999
Address ................. 13528 N Mayfair Ln, Spokane, WA 99208 (2023 - Present)
Previous Address ........ 606 N Lindeke St, Spokane WA 99201 (2016 - 2022)
Home Phone .............. (509) 363-2805
IP Address .............. 73.253.45.91 (Likely outdated)
ISP ..................... Comcast Cable Communications
SSN ..................... 463-87-9555 (s/o @vein)

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║                    Socials                     ║
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Discord .................... 1188941083942600797, 1378049649226551296
Facebook (old) ............. https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003961864584
Snapchat (4 the minors) .... daddy.dee

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║                     Images                     ║
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https://files.catbox.moe/rcpcem.webp - David sending a dick pic to a 15 year old
https://files.catbox.moe/q6lnbd.mp4  - David's amazing parenting
https://files.catbox.moe/rq3180.webp - David showing off his tattoos 
https://files.catbox.moe/luuhfb.webp - David pretending to be a drug dealer
https://files.catbox.moe/xd75qx.webp - Poorly photoshopped picture he uses to reel in minors, notice his tattoos have disappeared lmao
https://files.catbox.moe/2j53mv.webp - David wearing his "Employable" shirt (this cancels out the face tattoos)
https://files.catbox.moe/2sz0ab.png  - David flexing his new place
https://files.catbox.moe/0wbczw.jpg  - Young David
https://files.catbox.moe/iu55kr.webp - David's Steam account name history

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