THURSDAY'S FULL DOX

this is to the user @zuoka on discord formerly known as "plus#0001" honestly fuck this guy and he's such a dickhead.

Full name: John P. Appleseed
DOB: September 26, 1337
Previous aliases: Johnny Appleseed, J. Appleseed

Mother's name: Jane Appleseed
DOB: April 12, 1861
Father's name: John Appleseed Sr.
DOB: July 4, 1776
Brother's name: Steve Appleseed [DECEASED]
DOB: September 7, 1996

Emails:
j.appleseed@icloud.com
johnappleseed@gmail.com
appleseedjohn123@yahoo.com
japple123@hotmail.com
johnappleseed123@protonmail.com

Addresses:
1 Infinite Loop, Cupertino, CA 95014 (The Appleseed Residence)
10511 Larry Way, Cupertino, CA 95014 (Jane Appleseed's Residence)
10510 Randy Lane, Cupertino, CA 95014 (John P. Appleseed's Residence)
27 Fredrick Butte Drive, Brothers, OR 97712 (Steve Appleseed's Residence)

Social Medias:
Jane Appleseed: https://twitter.com/janeaaplseed?lang=en
John P. Appleseed:

Current Occupations for the Appleseed Family:
John P. Appleseed (Apple Tree Farmer)
Jane Appleseed (Apple iPhone Manufacturer)
John Appleseed Sr. (Apple Inc. CEO)
Steve Appleseed (World Trade Center Banker, South Tower)

Pictures of John P. Appleseed:
https://www.wsav.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/75/2024/03/Features-16-4.png?w=960&h=540&crop=1