GO TO DOXBIN.COM FOR THE FULL PASTE: I was just laying in bed when i started thinking about this hypothetical. I thought I'd share it with you guys. You're walking down Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. St., turning onto 64th St. in the heart of O-BLOCK. You've got your 2015 Apple headphones plugged in, blasting "Thick Of It", feeling like a 2017 disney character. Suddenly, your jam session is interrupted by the roar of a red Dodge Hellcat pulling up beside you. Out pop seven skinny looking niggers all screaming non-audible nigger babble. Amidst the mental breakdown, you manage to decipher a few words due to your knowledge from baby kia music videos: "Ayy mayun drawpp yoo phone cuhh." In a second decision, you comply, dropping your phone like it's a hot potato. Two of the men hop out of the car, still shouting in their nigger ebonics. Now realistically you would comply but instead of panicking I would decide to take a completely unexpected approach. With a straight face, i look them dead in the eye and say, "You know, I've always admired your twig-like legs. They give me MC skeleton vibes." Before they can even process the compliment, I whip out my cock. You see, I've done my research. I've watched enough Kay Flock videos to know that there's one thing that can make even the toughest gangsters fold: the mere suggestion of homosexuality. So, with a confident step, I start walking towards them, My "weapon" leading the way. The once intimidating figures suddenly look like they've seen a ghost. "Bruh what da fuck nigguh mayyyunn this nigga gay as sheeeett fuck ass boi," one of them stammers, his eyes wide with disbelief. They exchange a quick glance, then hurriedly hop back into their (probably) stolen Hellcat, tires screeching as they make a retreat. So i just stand there, victorious, as the sound of KSI fades back into my ears. I've just successfully weaponized nigger culture. What would you do. 🤷🏻