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                               *** AFFRAY STAFF INFO ***

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- Full Name:          Isaac Shapiro
- Date of Birth:      1986-05-28
- Address:            181 Alexander Ave, Montclair, NJ 07043, New Jersey, United States 
- Phone Number:       +19739865673 
- Email Address:      ishapiro@goucher.edu, Isaac.Shapiro@gmail.com

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                           *** ONLINE PRESENCE ***

- Social Media Accounts:
  - Reddit:           [lobstermagnet181](https://www.reddit.com/user/lobstermagnet181/)
  - Twitch:           [lobstermagnet181](https://www.twitch.tv/lobstermagnet181)
  - Patreon:          [LobsterMagnet](https://www.patreon.com/LobsterMagnet)
  - Twitter:          [@LobsterMag](https://twitter.com/LobsterMag)
  - YouTube:          [LobsterMagnetReview](https://www.youtube.com/@lobstermagnetreview/featured)
  - Facebook:         [LobsterMagnet](https://www.facebook.com/LobsterMagnet) [Isaac Shapiro](https://www.facebook.com/isaac.shapiro2)
  - Production Beast: [Isaac Shapiro](https://app.productionbeast.com/isaac-shapiro)
  - Instagram:        [lobstermagnet744](https://www.instagram.com/lobstermagnet744)
  - Threads:          [@lobstermagnet744](https://www.threads.net/@lobstermagnet744)
  - Spotify Podcast:  [Isaac Shapiro's Podcast](https://open.spotify.com/show/1DDd4o8wCdJGXFhDEeS3Em)
  - Wayup:            [Isaac Shapiro's Profile](https://www.wayup.com/profile/Isaac-Shapiro-799d380e67/)

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- Employer:           YELP full time (Account Executive, Affray)

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- Education:
  - Political Party:    Democrat
  - School/University:  Goucher College
  - Degree(s):          Bachelor's (Mass Communications, English)
  - Graduation Year:    2008

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- Family:
  - Relatives:          Joseph Shapiro, Cheryl Shapiro, Daniel Shapiro, Leah Shapiro, Emily Shapiro, Theo Shapiro, Harris Shapiro, Peter Shapiro, Stanley Shapiro

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- Additional Notes:   
“I'm a very frustrated and bitter individual, stuck in a perpetual state of adolescence I can't get a real job in this terrible economy. 
Thus I'm continually exploited again and again, thus my title: The Angry Intern”  -Isaac Shapiro

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Will update if new information comes out. Everything here should be correct. I'll provide passwords if requested in the comments :)
(It's my first paste, hope the formatting is up to standard.)